"If you think your dog can't count, try putting 3 dog biscuits in your pocket and then
giving Fido only two of them"                                                                                          
                                                                                                                           - Phil Pastort

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says,
"My God, you're RIGHT! I never would of thought of that!"                             
                                                                                                                     - Dave Barry